Lessons Learned
Saturday, August 14, 2004
These things I learned this weekend, most at the tractor pull, some at the garage sale.
The people at the state fair have finally flipped their lids. Case in point - this year's logo.
Mullets Still Exist.
Camp Falcon is a military instillation, not a place to train future porn stars.
1/2 of my graduating class never left home.
Many of them have children.
The National Anthem means less when you hate the President.
The farther I go in school, the less sense tractor pulls make. (My calc class taught me how to figure out how to win every time.)
Even looking at really big carnival rides still scares the shit out of me.
Some of your closest friends from High School may not recognize you 5 years later.
Your old enemies will. AND - they'll play nice as adults.
After 6 years of not operating heavy machinery, I still know more about it than some men who make their living doing it.
My back cannot handle setting on bleacher seats for more than 2 hours.
You might be a redneck if. . .
Camo Capri pants DO make a fashion statement . . . you just won't like what they're saying
There really are instructions to the Uncle Wiggly game.
posted by ZEUS @ 6:16 PM,
